Why I should call this child Humanae Vitae. (Or perhaps not)

This is my second Humanae Vitae baby, in that both this baby and the last were due on 25 July, which is the date in 1968, that Humanae Vitae was published. For those of you not familiar, HV, was the Papal Encyclical, which seems to have been produced largely to line many a hamster cage across the Western World.i.e. this propetic document has been largly ignored.

Why call my child Humanae Vitae?

• Father will have to mention Humanae Vitae several times during the Mass when said baby is Baptised. That will be a first.
• People will talk about Humanae Vitae over tea and biscuits in the hall afterwards, which will make a pleasant change from their tales of sterilisation.
• Some people might decide they quite like Humanae Vitae after all.

Almost worth doing, except the reality would sadly go more like this:

• Most Catholics would be heard to say, "That's an unusual name, I've never heard it before"
• 90% of Catholics would ignore Humanae Vitae
• A few aging liberals will write to the Bishop objecting to Humanae Vitae, making wild accusations about him/her even though they have never actually met.
• The child will have to be referred to under a pseudonym like "Bob" or "Sally" in case their real name offends anyone.
• Humanae Vitae would end up being locked in some dark cupboard for over 40 years, in the hope that they will be forgotten about.